For any of you who may be keeping track out there, you may have noticed that we are a little bit behind right now, both in shows and in blogs.
I can explain.
You see, there comes a time in every little lesbian's life where she falls madly in love with a woman who has strong arms and an amazing blond ponytail, and since the original lady in question has a natural tendency towards procrastination in the first place, and the woman with whom she is now in love works from home, and therefore has a flexible schedule, even though it's too soon to say that they are girlfriends, they are ok referencing each other as "intimate lady friends," and sometimes the first lady forgets to blog and has trouble focusing and, instead, spends the precious couple of freetime-hours she gets every week going on doggie dates, ordering vegetarian Chinese food, and discussing the possibilities of taking the Bolt Bus to Canada and eloping.
Does it help my career? Nope. But if we spend enough time together, it will help me regulate my period.
Still! The industry waits for no one, so after a brief week and change on the Island of Lesbos, I'm back and gearing up for a blog blitz.
Hold on, breeders. It's going to be a bumpy ride.
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